Tuesday, July 13, 2004
Senator John Cornyn Thinks Homosexuality is the Same As Man-Turtle Love...
"It does not affect your daily life very much if your neighbor marries a box turtle. But that does not mean it is right. . . . Now you must raise your children up in a world where that union of man and box turtle is on the same legal footing as man and wife."
-- Sen. John Cornyn (R-Tex.), advocating a constitutional ban on same-sex marriage in a speech Thursday to the Heritage Foundation.
Maybe he and Rick Santorum can open up a zoo together. They could paint eyes on the backs of the animals' heads...
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