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The Donnybrook
Monday, August 23, 2004
 
Bear Downs 36 Beers, Wakes Up Feeling Shabby...

What to article doesn't tell you is that he also woke up with the name "Boo-Boo" tattooed on his ass, lying next to a butt-ugly female bear with several teeth missing...

SEATTLE (Reuters) - A black bear has been found passed out at a campground in Washington state after guzzling down three dozen cans of a local beer, a campground worker says.

"We noticed a bear sleeping on the common lawn and wondered what was going on until we discovered that there were a lot of beer cans lying around," said Lisa Broxson, a worker at the Baker Lake Resort, 80 miles (129 km) northeast of Seattle.

The hard-drinking bear, estimated to be about two years old, broke into campers' coolers and, using his claws and teeth to open the cans, swilled down the suds.

It turns out the bear was a bit of a beer sophisticate. He tried a mass-market Busch beer, but switched to Rainier Beer, a local ale, and stuck with it for his drinking binge.

Isn't it great that even a bear can tell that Busch beer tastes like watered-down piss?



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