Monday, October 25, 2004
Talentless Hack Ashlee Simpson Exposed On Saturday Night Live...
Jessica Simpson's younger, less attractive, less talented, more annoying, and downright unnerving sister Ashlee got exposed as a lip-synching hack on Saturday Night Live this week.
To get you up to speed, Ashlee has about as much talent in her whole body as her sister, Jessica, has in the right side of her bra. Just mindnumbingly bad.
She is to great singing as George W. Bush is to honest government.
Ashlee is a lock to be a first-ballot inductee into the "Fredo Hall of Fame" along with Ozzie Canseco, LaToya Jackson, Roger Clinton, and Eric Roberts.
Watch her shit her pants on live TV right here...
My most pressing question is this: If you could lip-synch your music, WHY would you choose THAT voice???
P.S. The comparison to George W. Bush isn't a misguided one. In true Dubya fashion, Ashlee blamed the mishap on someone else, her band. Luckily, her band doesn't include Condi Rice, Dick Cheney, and John Ashcroft.
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