Friday, January 21, 2005
It's Time To Focus On A Serious Threat Right Here In The U.S...
Yesterday, Dear Leader took it upon himself to declare that it is our duty to spread "freedom" throughout the world:
"So it is the policy of the United States to seek and support the growth of democratic movements and institutions in every nation and culture, with the ultimate goal of ending tyranny in our world."
Presumably, by "every nation and culture", he actually meant "every nation and culture not called Saudi Arabia, Egypt, Kuwait, or Uzbekistan".
And by "democratic movements" he probably meant "democratic movements not centered in Venezuela".
But I digress, for I feel it's time to address a threat that has been allowed to foment for far too long. Unlike the phony threat posed by Saddam Hussein halfway around the world in Iraq, this one is occurring within our borders and is very real.
I'm talking about Ashlee "Don't call me Fredo" Simpson.
This untalented genetic anomaly has been allowed to spread her brand of musical diarrhea for far too long, and I feel it's time that sane Americans stood up and proudly said "NO MORE".
Toward this end, I implore you sign this petition calling for the immediate cessation of Ashlee Simpson's singing career.
The movement started at the Orange Bowl, but only you can help this dream become a reality...
Think of the children...
UPDATE: DailyKos is doing a good job of exposing some of the brutal regimes that Dear Leader is tight with...Ashlee Simpson still sucks...
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