Friday, January 28, 2005
Mitt Romney Is A Pussy...
I don't know any other way to refer to a guy that's afraid of a Philly cheesesteak because of it's high fat content.
Say what you want about John Kerry, who looked like a bit of a douche when he requested a cheesesteak with Swiss cheese (yack!), but at least he ate the damn thing!
Gov. Ed Rendell and Massachusetts Gov. Mitt Romney have finally agreed on their Super Bowl wager, after Rendell's food-focused idea fell flat.
The losing governor will travel to the other team's state and, during a match between the cities' NBA teams, sing the Star-Spangled Banner in his rival city's jersey, Rendell said Thursday.
At least Romney will sing if the Philadelphia Eagles beat the New England Patriots. If the Eagles lose, Rendell's wife will sing for Boston Celtics fans. Midge Rendell, a federal judge, is a trained opera singer.
Romney turned down Rendell's initial offer of Philadelphia cheesesteaks, saying they were too high in fat.
Romney "is a little thinner than I am, and he's a little bit more health-conscious,'' Rendell, well-known for his large appetite, said with a laugh. "And he said - can you believe this? - that there is no food in Philadelphia that's healthy.''
What a wuss...
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