Monday, November 7, 2005
...and starring George W. Bush as Bill Lumbergh...
Borrowing a page from the "Office Space" playbook, Dubya is requiring White House staff to attend ethics classes...
President Bush has ordered White House staff to attend mandatory briefings beginning next week on ethical behavior and the handling of classified material after the indictment last week of a senior administration official in the CIA leak probe.When I first heard about this over the weekend, my face probably looked a lot like Tommy Shaw's after Dennis DeYoung first told him his idea for "Kilroy Was Here". Just sheer bewilderment...
According to a memo sent to aides yesterday, Bush expects all White House staff to adhere to the "spirit as well as the letter" of all ethics laws and rules. As a result, "the White House counsel's office will conduct a series of presentations next week that will provide refresher lectures on general ethics rules, including the rules of governing the protection of classified information," according to the memo, a copy of which was provided to The Washington Post by a senior White House aide.
"If you could go ahead and not leak the identity of any more covert CIA operatives, that would be greeeeeeat..."
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