Thursday, December 8, 2005
Because They Can't All Be Geniuses...
I always see those Baby Einstein toys in the mall that are supposed to stimulate kids' imaginations.
Conversely, I've always wondered what the perfect gift would be for the kid that's got shit for brains.
I know that sounds rough, but clearly, kids are no different than us adults: For every smart one, there's probably about 3 doorknobs.
With this thought in mind, the creators of Baby Bush Toys are really onto something. Just in time for the holidays, no less.
Imagine the look of complete and utter confusion on your below-average child's semi-expressionless face when he/she/it unwraps (with your help, of course) a brand new Twisty Thing, That Is Red.
Isn't that the kind of memory that'll last you clear through the holidays, taking your mind (at least temporarily) off of trying to figure out which one of you smoked too much pot prior to conception?
Don't believe me? Read some testimonials of satisfied, yet ultimately, disappointed parents that were just begging for something that would keep their little one from chewing on the furniture...
(Thanks, RocketBoom!)
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