Who's The Least Sexy "Sex Symbol"?

I got the idea for this topic while watching Shakira perform on Saturday Night Live the other night.

She's getting an unbelievable amount of attention for being the hottest female performer around right now. There's just one small problem:

SHE'S NOT THE SLIGHTEST BIT HOT!!!

I'm fucking serious about this. Her creepy gyrations and horribly frizzy hair give me the douche chills. Not sexy at all.

I'm sure she's not alone. What other big time sex symbols don't deserve the attention they get?
- posted by Brian @ 2:20 PM