Thursday, January 5, 2006
Texas 41, USC 38...
Okay, I got the score wrong, but what a friggin' game that was!!!
A few thoughts before I let Dr. Masse's wisdom (and anger) wash over you:
1.) Does anyone else think Vince Young throws like a girl? I'm not saying he stinks, but his delivery is, let just say, a tad dainty...
2.) Matt Leinart is a little prick. After you lose a national championship game, the first words out of your mouth should not be "We're still the better team". Have fun getting pounded by the big boys next year, you moppy-haired asshole...
3.) Why has nobody assassinated Lee Corso?
Now to Dr. Masse's awesome postgame rant, which you can find in it's entirety here:
SUCK MY ASS USC YOU OVERRATED, OVERHYPED PIECES OF GARBAGE! Dr. Masse said all year that USC would not win the title because their defense stinks. And don't give that crap about how unstoppable their offense is. That shit catches up with you. ESPN proclaimed this USC team as one of the best to ever play the game..before they even freaking played Texas! They said they could beat the likes of 2001 Miami (which basically was a pro team)! Give me a break! So by ESPN's logic, Texas is now one of the two best teams to come along in the last 50 years of college football.UPDATE: That didn't take long. Bill Simmons agrees with my take about Vince Young's awkward throwing motion.
Mark May and Kirk Herbstreit you once again show your lack of intelligence, your bias toward USC, your ESPN mandated instant historian perspective and that any dickhead out there can get a broadcasting job as long as they keep saying stupid shit. Eat my ass and go cry with the rest of the Trojan fans. The refs bailed your asses out at Notre Dame but not tonight.
Let's be honest -- there's no way Vince can succeed in the NFL with that throwing motion. It's impossible. It can't happen. I'm telling you. There has never been a successful NFL quarterback who threw like that. And by "that," I mean, "throws like someone who just realized they have dog poop on their hand and is trying to fling it off."
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