This Could Get Interesting...

Tonight, the 5 remaining finalists on American Idol will be singing two songs: One from the year they were born, and one from this week's Billboard Top 10.

I don't have the time to figure out when all the contestants were born, so I won't even go there.

However, I do have easy access to this week's Billboard Top 10:

1. Daniel Powter "Bad Day"
2. Sean Paul "Temperature"
3. T.I. "What You Know"
4. Chamillionaire Featuring Krayzie Bone "Ridin'"
5. Natasha Bedingfield "Unwritten"
6. LL Cool J Featuring Jennifer Lopez "Control Myself"
7. Dem Franchize Boyz Featuring Lil Peanut & Charlay "Lean Wit It, Rock Wit It"
8. James Blunt "You're Beautiful"
9. Bubba Sparxxx Featuring Ying Yang Twins & Mr. ColliPark "Ms. New Booty"
10. Red Hot Chili Peppers "Dani California"

Now, a few choices seem like common sense: Katharine should do "Unwritten", Chris could do "You're Beautiful" (good tune, btw), and Elliot the vagina-face can sing "Bad Day".

Then what?

Can you see Taylor Hicks pulling his Joe Cocker schtick on "Ms. New Booty"? Maybe he could come out with a sock on his junk and sing the Chili Peppers' tune.

Will lil' Paris Bennett break down Dem Franchise Boyz? And if so, what about Lil' Peanut and Charlay? Won't someone please think of them???

P.S. If I have the wrong Billboard Chart, please let me know...
- posted by Brian @ 9:08 AM