"Condoms and teenagers work about 50% of the time, if you count all of the studies up."
-Sen. Tom Coburn (R-OK), a doctor who should probably know that condoms are 97% effective.

"It kind of reminds . . . I could use the Third Reich, the big lie..."
-Sen. James Inhofe (R-OK), speaking about people who believe global warming is a problem.

"...most scientists unfortunately, those that certainly are advocating for this(embryonic stem cell research), and many others feel very little moral compulsion."
-Sen. Rick Santorum (R-OK, in spirit)