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The Donnybrook
Tuesday, August 15, 2006
 
Who Knew Lips And Assholes Could Be So Damn Dangerous???

What an absolutely terrifying headline, and it didn't even come from the Middle East or the Bush administration...
Hot Dogs May Cause Genetic Mutations

Everyone knows hot dogs aren't exactly healthy for you, but in a new study chemists find they may contain DNA-mutating compounds that might boost one's risk for cancer.

Scientists note there is an up to 240-fold variation in levels of these chemicals across different brands.

"One could try and find out what the difference in manufacturing techniques are between the brands, and if it's decided these things are a hazard, one could change the manufacturing methods," researcher Sidney Mirvish, a chemist at the University of Nebraska Medical Center in Omaha, told LiveScience.
If this information is true, Takeru Kobayashi should look like the Brundle fly in about five years...



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