Tuesday, November 28, 2006
In Which I Declare Total Victory Over DrFrankLives...
I didn't start this fight, but I damn well intend to finish it.
So, prepare to surrender the next 3 minutes and 49 seconds of your life over to the Dark Lord himself while suffering through Dokken's "Breaking the Chains".
Things to watch for:
Don Dokken's candy-striper-in-bondage outfit, his Boston terrier eyes, the surreal "Got this letter" sequence that kicks off at about 1:15, and the super-short robe he's wearing at about 2:46.
George Lynch's complete inability to mimic guitar riffs that he presumably wrote himself.
Lynch's oh-so-clever use of his guitar to "break the chains" imprisoning his bandmates.
The 80's were so deep...
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