• Did I really watch roughly 10 minutes of a Monopoly game, complete with a discourse on the Free Parking rule?


• Has anyone in the cast of The Sopranos ever heard of a sit-up?


• I can't look at Aida Turturro anymore. I just can't.


• Every time Tony and Carmela do something sexual, it takes a good three years off my life.

Did I miss anything?