The oracle that is Karl Rove...

"Even if you never met him, you know this guy. He's the guy at the country club with the beautiful date, holding a martini and a cigarette that stands against the wall and makes snide comments about everyone who passes by."

--Karl Rove, describing Barack Obama to Republicans at the Capitol Hill Club

Two problems, Karl:

1.) The person you described is almost certainly white.

2.) The person you described is definitely a Republican...
- posted by Brian @ 2:42 PM