The Game Is So Dull, You NEED Soap Operas...

• "The playing part gets boring for people," said the 19-year major league veteran, who now plays for the Florida Marlins. "And they want to know what is going on in athletes' personal lives."In this modern media age, with its increasing saturation and declining standards, the curious won't have to surf long to find it.

Baseball, meet your fans of the future. As the late George Carlin explained, football is inherently superior to baseball...



- posted by john @ 7:23 PM