Why don't they just move into Texas Stadium?

They'll fit right in with the band of assholes that inhabit that God-forsaken hellhole...

President and Laura Bush are moving to Dallas once they leave the White House, the First Lady said on Wednesday.

Laura Bush confirmed that she and the President are buying a house in Dallas, about two hours from his beloved Prairie Chapel Ranch in Crawford, Texas.

The JFK assassination, the Cowboys and now the Dubyas.

Great town!
- posted by Brian @ 3:33 PM