Cowboys Release Jerry Jones

The Onion reports that: "the decision to release Jones was influenced by the lack of any playoff victories in more than 12 years, the owner's distracting sideline antics, and his selfish, "me first" attitude, which many said was having a cancerous effect on the clubhouse."

The team also feared that Jerruh had the potential to be the next Al Davis.
- posted by john @ 12:20 PM