Murray Hill (R) for Congress!

• After the Supreme Court declared that corporations have the same rights as individuals....a corporation is now running for office.

Murray Hill, Inc. is running for office, to show how stupid the Supreme Court decision that Obama derided in SOTU (Citizens United v. Federal Elections Commission) is.

• "Until now, corporate interests had to rely on campaign contributions and influence-peddling to achieve their goals in Washington," the candidate, who was unavailable for an interview, said in a statement. "But thanks to an enlightened Supreme Court, now we can eliminate the middle-man and run for office ourselves."

I love this sort of mockery. Corporations are people, too!
- posted by john @ 11:04 AM